The Quarantine Soirée ()

Festival start: 12 June 2020      Festival end: 12 June 2020

OPEN TO ALL!

It's apocalypse season, and we want you to channel your crazy, cooped-up energy into some wacky cinematic art!

Check our rules below, then submit a YouTube link to your work (5 minutes max per film). Feel free to email us with any questions.

We hope to bear witness to your madness soon!

We will crown a

First,
Second, and
Third Place Film

for the overall festival. Depending on the number of submissions we receive, some of the following awards are also on the table:

Best Writing
Best Performance
Best Editing
Most Ridiculous
Greatest Portrayal of Muscleman Jill

And by all means, email us if you've got ideas for awards! This ain't set in stone.

Ten rules:

1. Films cannot exceed 5 minutes.

2. Creative risks are rewarded!

3. Health risks are NOT rewarded. This is a global pandemic. Don't be a dummy.

4. Films MUST include the following line: "The end times are upon us! And such!"

5. Films MUST include a roll of toilet paper.

6. YouTube links preferred!

7. Use only original and royalty-free material. Duh.

8. The faster your credits, the happier we'll be.

9. We have the right to show off your work on our accounts! Shocking, I know.

10. PLEASE, name one of your characters Muscleman Jill.